Biff Nixon

Merry Christmas Every One
This Year I Give You
Transcripts of a Text Message Conversation
Between:
JJ aka Biff and Travis C
Dec 16, 2007 8:34 PM
JJ: Dude I been fixing some plumbing for Melissa and I want to kick her ass…
TC: Maybe she is deserving but…still… not the best idea JJ
JJ: Too bad that I would have to go to jail for that
TC: Lol wow you missed football...you must be in love lol
JJ: I just messed something up really bad and it is all my fault
TC: What did you do..?
JJ: I spent about 100$ to try and fix a water line
JJ: I messed it up and she still has to call a plumber
JJ: Damn… I’m getting a beer….
TC: Lol especially when you are dealing with a woman
TC: Lol that’s what you get for thinking you can always fix anything lol
TC: You make enough money now that even if you can do it
…..easier to pay someone to do it lol
Dec 16, 2006 8:56 PM
JJ: Ummm….when she was here 3 out of 4 appliances where working
JJ: When she comes back she will have 1 that works
JJ: She is will need a plumber to fix those
TC: Lol yeah can’t satisfy them bro drink a few beers and buy her some flowers
TC: Lol lol lol lol
TC: That’s funny **** JJ lol lol
TC: Wow laughing my ass off I feel your pain
JJ: No refrigerator… I messed that up so …….
I have to drink warm wine instead of a cold beer……
TC: Oh **** the fridge doesn’t work?
JJ: Dude she is not here yet I feel like my parents
are coming home to kick my ass…..
like when I was a little kid...
TC: Lol how did you mess it up that bad
JJ: rerouting a little plumbing so as to get water to the new ice maker
TC: LOL so now you have no water..?
JJ: They did not have the right **** at the store….I got creative….
…and now there is no way of tighten it up...
…without loosening up the other ends
JJ: 5 leaks in it
JJ: o also ….I had to turn off the main...
JJ: she still has water in the sink
TC: Lol lol lol……! Lol you saying that screwed it ALL up
and it now it ALL needs to be redone
TC: Lol wow they probably won’t be able to fix the leaks?
TC: LOL LOL LOL LOL
Dec 16, 2007 9:15 pm
JJ: You are genius ass hole
TC: Lol Well I do almost have my masters
JJ: Ok another point I been working on this crap all day
I am super hungry…
….no food in the house because of the new refrigerator
….there is no way I am calling her now
…I’ll go hungry or eat some oatmeal
TC: Lol laughing so hard I am about to piss my self….
DEC 16, 2007 9:22 PM
JJ: stale fig Newton’s and warm wine….for dinner
DEC 16, 2007 9:31 PM
JJ: Hey have I mentioned that she did not want me to do it in the first place….?
TC: LOL LOL LOL no but I figured as much I can here you too…
Oh baby I can do it no problem lol
TC: When she gets back use this…
“I’m sorry I’ll try to do better” lol
JJ: hey I also got her a wide screen for Christmas
…I was thinking about hang it…
…but if I mess up the **** I do every day…..
She is going to think I’m an idiot
DEC 16, 2007 10:35 PM
JJ: she is not here yet…! Drank enough wine that I had the thought
“Maybe she won’t ask…...”
TC: Lol probably not a practical thought…j
DEC 16, 2007 10:56 PM
JJ: she just called ….
I was laughing so hard
after I told her about needing a plumber……
She said “I had better not leave” and she hung up……
Hey did I say that the 100$ that I wasted was hers
TC: lol when it rains it pours lol
DEC 16, 2007 11:015
TC: LOL well it looks like your paying for a plumber
JJ: yes….I had that thought…
Also ……is there a way I can sue you for the money….?
TC: Well you did tell me after the fact...
Through text message
That would probably absolve me any guilt and or intent...j
JJ: Also did I mention that she has been out with all her lawyer chick friends…
….probably talking **** about me for five hours now
TC: Lol yeah time to kiss her ass
Remember that it is a tricky situation to help a woman...
It is hard to make them happy… bad JJ no biscuit
Dec 16, 2007 11:15 PM
JJ: U r 100% right….
JJ: I wish I where you…
JJ: Especially for the next 90 minutes or so…..
JJ: I hear steps coming up the stairs…
I wander who that could be…
TC: peace my friend
Dec 16, 2007 11: 41 PM
TC: Tell her
“It is to close to Christmas to kill you”