The economy is so bad:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.


Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.


Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.


PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer


People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names


A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico


The most highly-paid job is now jury duty


Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting


People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"


Motel Six won't leave the light on


The Mafia is laying off judges

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the
guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $3 trillion disappear.

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