A little sense of humor while we wait for the market to turn in our favor.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan
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